this coat. You can give it to someone. It's a freaking pea coat for $9.99.
And yes, it's from Urban Outfitters, but no, you don't HAVE to look like a dirty waif to wear it. You could look all polished like me, except I'm allergic to wool and can't wear it. That is why I'm sharing it with you. It kills me not to be able to take advantage of a bargain so I plan to do so vicariously through you.