I am now the proud owner of the world's ugliest shoe, courtesy of Target clearance.
Just look at these babies. Impossibly round toe? Check. Unsurpassable clompiness? Check. Weird top stitching? Check. Horrid fuzzy suede uppers? Check. Velcro? Check. They definitely meet the criteria for hideous shoe. But they were $6.00 and if you have to stand up for 8-9 hours a day you have to make sacrifices.
The only shoes that come close - and they are not in my closet, thank you very much - are these.