Roid Rage

Yesterday at the pharm I was unpacking bottles of drugs from an order. The pharmacist is required to check-in all controlled substance orders for completeness (Half of what I do is put my name on thing and say they're correct). All the bottles were smeared with something slimy - I could not figure it out. I wiped them clean, guessing that a bottle of detergent or something had broken in another tote on the delivery truck. Then I got to the bottom of the tote and saw that an entire bottle of Androgel had broken and spilled in the tote. So I just handled and absorbed enough testosterone for a man for a month.
Face hair, here we come.

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