Phrases that don't mean a THANG in New Orleans

Last call

I forgot to defrost the fish

Is it too early for a drink?

White Christmas

Use your turn signal

We need some RAIN

Cross the median

It's too hot to boil food

I can't eat all that

Pedestrian crosswalk

There's nothing to eat

Static electricity

Coffee's too strong

Food's too hot

Food's too salty

Republican candidate

Uphill

Late to [anything]

That's not on my diet

Hepatitis A

I can't dance

Never won a Super Bowl...WHO DAT!